Caunselor: So, what problems are you having?
Patient: I'm having a severe heartache.
Caunselor: May I have a look?
Patient : (unbuttoning his shirt) There? Can you see it?
Caunselor: Ugh...that looks pretty bad. How long have you been suffering from this pain?
Patient: Since a few years back.
Caunselor: Woww... you must be strong. If it was me, I'd have died long ago.
Patient: The point is, can you prescribe me something? So I can sleep at night and feel less pain.
Caunselor: Unfortunately, there's no cure for you. But only one way...
Patient: Oh, please tell me, what should I do?
Caunselor: Give me your love, and I'll give you mine.